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Featuring Creatures As Plausible And Realistic As Your Favorite Sci-Fi Movies

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In A World….Where The Laws Of Nature And Common Sense No Longer Exist….One Game….Will Truly Jump The Shark….

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SHI**Y SHARK MOVIE

In Shi**y Shark Movie, players will customize their strategy, choosing from four different size ships, five different crew member types, and seven different pieces of equipment. They will then sail onto an ever changing play area to save swimmers, hunt sharks, and gain the rewards that follow. But there are far worse things than sharks lurking beneath the surface of this game….

Heroes May Rise….Bikinis May Fall….But Only One Thing Is For Certain….Things Are About To Get Shi**y!

SHI**Y SHARK MOVIE

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Playing Soon At A Game Table Near You!

The Zombie Apocalypse Card Game

You’ve heard it all before:

- The dead are coming back to life, and they’re hungry!

- Cemeteries are empty and the world is a wasteland.

- The living - it’s what’s for dinner!

But now it’s for real! Z-Day is finally here. Put down your cell phones and pick up your guns, it’s time to put that lifetime of survival training from Zombie Movies to use - I hope you were paying attention. If not, you had better remember one thing. When being chased by Zombies you don’t have to be the fastest, you just can’t be the slowest. (You thought I was going to say “shoot’em in the head”, or something like that, didn’t you?)

Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse

A 2 PLAYER GAME OF HORROR AND DARK HUMOR AS BRAINLESS AND FUN AS THE MOVIES THAT INSPIRED IT!!

Come take a trip to Hillbilly Hell

   You and your friends thought it would be fun to go on a little backwoods camping trip. You’d heard the rumors about missing campers, but thought it was just stories to frighten tourists. Then, when you found the hidden side trail, you just couldn’t resist a good hike. Now, you’re running for your lives and you know the stories are true.
    You can hear some of your friends screaming in the distance, but you have no idea where you are. You just want to find your way out, to escape this place. But those screams, how can you leave your friends behind? Suddenly, you notice the woods around you have gone quiet. Something’s not right.
    As you realize you’re not alone, you also remember something one of your friends said- “There’s a reason it’s the road less traveled!”.

     Hillbilly Hell is a semi-cooperative game of Horror, Survival, Rescue, and Escape for 1-3 Players. In Hillbilly Hell, you play as a group of lost Hikers that have stumbled into the path of a family of inbred cannibal rednecks. Players must look for a way out while helping one another (if they choose to) survive being hunted for sport, food, or worse. The player whose Hikers can survive or escape, and gain the most Survival Points along the way, wins.

    So, come pay Hillbilly Hell a visit. It’s a scenic little destination, but you might want to pass on that “backwoods barbecue”.

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The Zombie Apocalypse Card Game

You’ve heard it all before:

- The dead are coming back to life, and they’re hungry!

- Cemeteries are empty and the world is a wasteland.

- The living - it’s what’s for dinner!

But now it’s for real! Z-Day is finally here. Put down your cell phones and pick up your guns, it’s time to put that lifetime of survival training from Zombie Movies to use - I hope you were paying attention. If not, you had better remember one thing. When being chased by Zombies you don’t have to be the fastest, you just can’t be the slowest. (You thought I was going to say “shoot’em in the head”, or something like that, didn’t you?)

Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse

A 2 PLAYER GAME OF HORROR AND DARK HUMOR AS BRAINLESS AND FUN AS THE MOVIES THAT INSPIRED IT!!

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Come take a trip to Hillbilly Hell

   You and your friends thought it would be fun to go on a little backwoods camping trip. You’d heard the rumors about missing campers, but thought it was just stories to frighten tourists. Then, when you found the hidden side trail, you just couldn’t resist a good hike. Now, you’re running for your lives and you know the stories are true.
    You can hear some of your friends screaming in the distance, but you have no idea where you are. You just want to find your way out, to escape this place. But those screams, how can you leave your friends behind? Suddenly, you notice the woods around you have gone quiet. Something’s not right.
    As you realize you’re not alone, you also remember something one of your friends said- “There’s a reason it’s the road less traveled!”.

     Hillbilly Hell is a semi-cooperative game of Horror, Survival, Rescue, and Escape for 1-3 Players. In Hillbilly Hell, you play as a group of lost Hikers that have stumbled into the path of a family of inbred cannibal rednecks. Players must look for a way out while helping one another (if they choose to) survive being hunted for sport, food, or worse. The player whose Hikers can survive or escape, and gain the most Survival Points along the way, wins.

    So, come pay Hillbilly Hell a visit. It’s a scenic little destination, but you might want to pass on that “backwoods barbecue”.

10 Things I Learned From “The Return Of The Living Dead” About Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
10. Don’t call the Government for help.
  9. Don’t barricade yourself in the attic.
  8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.
  7. Whether a fuckin’ costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.
  6. Don’t smack around old storage drums.
  5. Don’t agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.
  4. Sometimes the movies lie.
  3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you’re a cop or paramedic.
  2. Don’t get naked in cemeteries.
  1. Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there’s nothing good down there.
10 Things I Learned From “The Return Of The Living Dead” About Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

10. Don’t call the Government for help.

  9. Don’t barricade yourself in the attic.

  8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.

  7. Whether a fuckin’ costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.

  6. Don’t smack around old storage drums.

  5. Don’t agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.

  4. Sometimes the movies lie.

  3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you’re a cop or paramedic.

  2. Don’t get naked in cemeteries.

  1. Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there’s nothing good down there.

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Come take a trip to Hillbilly Hell

   You and your friends thought it would be fun to go on a little backwoods camping trip. You’d heard the rumors about missing campers, but thought it was just stories to frighten tourists. Then, when you found the hidden side trail, you just couldn’t resist a good hike. Now, you’re running for your lives and you know the stories are true.
    You can hear some of your friends screaming in the distance, but you have no idea where you are. You just want to find your way out, to escape this place. But those screams, how can you leave your friends behind? Suddenly, you notice the woods around you have gone quiet. Something’s not right.
    As you realize you’re not alone, you also remember something one of your friends said- “There’s a reason it’s the road less traveled!”.

     Hillbilly Hell is a semi-cooperative game of Horror, Survival, Rescue, and Escape for 1-3 Players. In Hillbilly Hell, you play as a group of lost Hikers that have stumbled into the path of a family of inbred cannibal rednecks. Players must look for a way out while helping one another (if they choose to) survive being hunted for sport, food, or worse. The player whose Hikers can survive or escape, and gain the most Survival Points along the way, wins.

    So, come pay Hillbilly Hell a visit. It’s a scenic little destination, but you might want to pass on that “backwoods barbecue”.

SLASHER MOVIE Is Now Playing!

https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/slasher-movie

Slasher Movie is a game of Survival Horror, Detection, and Betrayal for 2-6 Players. In Slasher Movie, you play as a character in your very own horror movie. You can play the game trying to save Victims from the various Slashers in your town. Or, you may try to discover who’s responsible for the latest killing. But beware, one of your fellow players may also be a Slasher, ready to strike when you least expect it. What’s more, You may be a Slasher yourself, plotting the demise of everyone else.

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