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10 Things I Learned From “The Return Of The Living Dead” About Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
10. Don’t call the Government for help.
  9. Don’t barricade yourself in the attic.
  8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.
  7. Whether a fuckin’ costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.
  6. Don’t smack around old storage drums.
  5. Don’t agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.
  4. Sometimes the movies lie.
  3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you’re a cop or paramedic.
  2. Don’t get naked in cemeteries.
  1. Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there’s nothing good down there.
10 Things I Learned From “The Return Of The Living Dead” About Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

10. Don’t call the Government for help.

  9. Don’t barricade yourself in the attic.

  8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.

  7. Whether a fuckin’ costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.

  6. Don’t smack around old storage drums.

  5. Don’t agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.

  4. Sometimes the movies lie.

  3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you’re a cop or paramedic.

  2. Don’t get naked in cemeteries.

  1. Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there’s nothing good down there.

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SLASHER MOVIE Is Now Playing!

https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/slasher-movie

Slasher Movie is a game of Survival Horror, Detection, and Betrayal for 2-6 Players. In Slasher Movie, you play as a character in your very own horror movie. You can play the game trying to save Victims from the various Slashers in your town. Or, you may try to discover who’s responsible for the latest killing. But beware, one of your fellow players may also be a Slasher, ready to strike when you least expect it. What’s more, You may be a Slasher yourself, plotting the demise of everyone else.

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The HORROR MOVIE Playing Card Deck Is Now Available!

Monsters, Monster Hunters, Vampires, Killers, and Zombies all roam free with this Horror themed deck. Each card has a different gruesome photo for true Horror fans to enjoy.

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SLASHER MOVIE Is Now Playing!

https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/slasher-movie

Slasher Movie is a game of Survival Horror, Detection, and Betrayal for 2-6 Players. In Slasher Movie, you play as a character in your very own horror movie. You can play the game trying to save Victims from the various Slashers in your town. Or, you may try to discover who’s responsible for the latest killing. But beware, one of your fellow players may also be a Slasher, ready to strike when you least expect it. What’s more, You may be a Slasher yourself, plotting the demise of everyone else.

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The HORROR MOVIE Playing Card Deck Is Now Available!

Monsters, Monster Hunters, Vampires, Killers, and Zombies all roam free with this Horror themed deck. Each card has a different gruesome photo for true Horror fans to enjoy.

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